So I guess I've been tagged. The problem is, I don't think there ARE 20 interesting things about me. So some of these might not be true. I'll leave it to you guys to figure out which are which.

1. I never learned to ride a bicycle

2. However, I have hula-hooped on a moving horse.

3. In the sixth grade I convinced at least three people that I was a vampire. Also that I had turned one of my classmates into a vampire.

4. I once killed a man in prison just to watch him die.

5. That's basically everything interesting about me. The following are not interesting.

6. When I was young (meaning until about last year) I wanted to grow up to be a kitty cat. Mew! Mew!

7. I was afraid of the dark until very, very recently, which I would be embarrassed about if I didn't know that nobody read past #5.

8. Whenever I get very fed up with people, I tend to express my anger in comic form. Watch out, everybody!

9. When I was seven I was hit by a meteor from the planet Rodentia, and I gained super-powers. What super powers? you might ask. And ask you might. Feel free, because this is America, which most certainly is a free country.

20. I always had trouble with basic counting and arithmetic.